The other side of ultra.
10 minutes of pure awesomeness. I watched it while drinking a coconut water, supporting my own legs. I had on a Montrail shirt, but I put on one of those Salomon flight/water/rocket packs to make me faster. Please, can I do a screening of this in the theater?
Great use of box wine!
you're such a wordy girl
Now that the world has seen behind the scenes of the elite ultra lifestyle and learned that success only requires the right combination of nutella, box wine, hot tubs, dance parties and sweet, sweet lovin, I think it's pretty clear that Dakota's competitors are going to embrace these secret training tools and really step up their game in the coming season. Which begs the question: what is Young Money Jones to do now that his secrets are out? Personally, I believe that the time for these childish antics has passed and moving forward Dakota is simply going to have to step up his game. Box wine alone is good, but the truly serious mix it with diet Sprite. Hot tubs are grand, but they can't hold a candle to overnight sessions in the sauna. And nutella? Absolutely brilliant (and no doubt key), but the holy trinity of nutella, peanut butter and cream cheese (yes, cream cheese) is simply on another level. I'll leave it at that, but you get the idea. Also wanted to mention that I'll be the first in line to buy Montrail's new elite race kit (the one Dakota previewed that looked like an extra-small pink bathrobe... that think looks FAST). Oh, and good luck out there this next year Dakota. I have no doubt that all your hard and unconventionally genius training will pay dividends on the trails.